Happy Tell an Old Joke Day!
It’s safe to say we’ve all heard countless bad jokes over the years and no matter how punny they may be, you can’t help but chuckle. Laughter is contagious and when you’re traveling, telling jokes with friends or someone new can help pass the time. With today being National Tell an Old Joke Day, we want to make sure you’re prepared to celebrate. Here are some of our favorite old jokes – just be sure to cue the laugh track and have someone ready to say “badum tshhh” after the punch line.
How do you make an egg laugh? Tell it a yolk.
Where do pencils go for vacation? Pencil-vania.
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.
A boy was having a birthday party. A mushroom walks in, and the little boy says, “That mushroom can’t come to my birthday party! The mushroom said, “Why not? I’m a fun guy!”
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An In-vest-a-gator.
Which room do the skeletons hate the most? The living room.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks? DINO-MITE!
What rock group has 4 men that don’t sing? Mount Rushmore.
What do you call a line of rabbits going backwards? A receding hare line!
Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don’t know the words.
Why didn’t the pony sing? Because he was a little horse.
Why don’t elephants need suitcases? Because they already have trunks.
Why do ghosts hate to go to prom? They have no body to dance with.
What did the llama say when he got kicked off the farm? Alpaca my bags.
Why couldn’t the pirate remember the alphabet? He always got lost at “C”.
Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Little old lady. (Little old lady who?) Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
Did you hear the joke about the germ? Never mind. I don’t want to spread it around.
What did the fisherman say to the card magician? “Pick a cod, any cod!”
Have a joke of your own that always gets people laughing? Share those with us in the comments below!